I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

dinnova:

This is horrifying

(Source: mesohigh)

  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

ohlookanimeboys:

When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together

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(Source: badtvblog)

miss-love:

finnefan:

arkhamsiren:

serafinacastaway:

deadm4nwalking:

kumasenpai:

Trippy as shit hearing Daniel speak like an American.

when he opened his mouth it blew my mind

FUCK.

OH MYGOD

he sounds so different and masculine, im kinda turned on

HOLY SHIT

Where are my pants

(Source: divawitha-d)

epic-humor:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

I’m quite afraid that there might be people who will belive in these tips
epic-humor:

poyzn:

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epic-humor:

poyzn:

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epic-humor:

poyzn:

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I’m quite afraid that there might be people who will belive in these tips
epic-humor:

poyzn:

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I’m quite afraid that there might be people who will belive in these tips
epic-humor:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

I’m quite afraid that there might be people who will belive in these tips
epic-humor:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

I’m quite afraid that there might be people who will belive in these tips
epic-humor:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

I’m quite afraid that there might be people who will belive in these tips
epic-humor:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

I’m quite afraid that there might be people who will belive in these tips
epic-humor:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

I’m quite afraid that there might be people who will belive in these tips

epic-humor:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

I’m quite afraid that there might be people who will belive in these tips

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

sophdeharto:

10 minutes into summer and this happens….

castielonfire:

istoledrewspancakes:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

Omg

PERFECTION
castielonfire:

istoledrewspancakes:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

Omg

PERFECTION

castielonfire:

istoledrewspancakes:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

Omg

PERFECTION

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

(Source: buttlass)

couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3
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Nutella Mug Cake
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Mug Egg Scramble
Microwave Recipes:
Potato Chips
Corn on the cob
Scalloped Potatoes
White Rice
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Baked Potato
Chicken Casserole 
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Chicken Soup Casserole
Caramelized Onion Baked Potato
Soft Chicken Tacos
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couple-a-hundred-of-em:

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Mug Meals:

Microwave Recipes:

Recipe Generators

Other Resources

(Source: i-only-speak-to-sailors)

nisuyaka:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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conradtao:

woobewoo:

conradtao:

this is one of the many reasons i love having a toy piano

WOW THIS IS REALLY COOL

let’s bring this back